((This is an example of a private message sent to me with no prior context…))
PM: How many fedora’s do you own?
ME: Hats? I own many hats. In fact, I have several hat boxes filled with props and disguises waiting for the day when I have my own photo booth. I’m sure my unborn children will love it; either that, or I‘ll have lots of fun in the bedroom some day. But, I’m more interested in collecting books and DVD’s because they’re cheaper. And, my dragon hoard is quite extensive. Sorry to say, I don’t have much in the way of jewelry as I’m more interested in owning part of another person’s soul. Books tend satisfy that need adequately :-)
Why do you ask?
PM: jesus christ man i didn’t ask for your life story
You’re so fucking autistic. Do you also say m’lady?
ME: No, I’m not autistic. I’m a GM. As in, “I’m playing with you because I believe in permissible deception.” And, in response to your question, I do say “Come M’lady, sugar butterfly, sugar baby.” when I sing along to the Orange County sound track… I’m actually quite sociable if you get to know me.
Insert forwarding address to you tube video…
PM: GM? Gand Monkey? That sounds Pretty autistic, as monkeys do not act different from autistic individuals. You are acting super autistic. You have to be one of the most autistic individuals I’ve met on the internet. You like My little pony and are pseudo-intellectual. Lol, F@$*king Autists.
ME: The fact that you don’t know what a GM is, says a lot about your interest in socializing with other people. Not to mention, it’s free structured learning therapy with the added benefit of teaching improvisation and acting. My current interest in Hasbro ponies and toys has more to do with learning about a religion, a subculture of humanity, and their social rituals. After all, if you want to be a success you have to study success.
I am a visual media graduate after all, so my interest in performing arts, people, and pop culture is quite extensive. I believe in behavioral management through the use of storytelling, games, public relations and seductive reasoning. And, in all honesty, I’m not opposed to using hypnosis, or persuasion tactics to get others to do what I want. I simply choose not to use them because the Othello error makes it more of a political maneuvering challenge without financial resources. The fact that I have an interest in more than three subjects would mean that I am not autistic, just socially awkward.
[ME:((This is of course would count as grandstanding or bluffing on my part since the only enthrallment skills I actually possess are captivate and persuade, hypnosis, sway emotions, and charisma are a bit out of my reach at the moment. Unless, of course, you count callously pissing people off and triggering negative social, psychological, and emotional feedback as leading emotions, and optimism as charisma. I do know some base level hypnotic suggestion, but it really only works if the other person likes you or is genuinely interested in buying the “idea” of something and really has more to do with persuasive closing or fast talking than anything else. The key element of which being genuine interest.))
Besides, I’m not prejudiced against individuals who are differently labeled. After all, Casanova was autistic and look what he accomplished. He invented the lottery, escaped from prison, became an ambassador, and memorized the names of all his sexual partners, romantic exploits, and died a librarian. Clearly, what a horrible comparison level for alternatives. Especially when they’ve done studies [((Carter and Nixon if I‘m not mistaken))] which indicate a person with an IQ of 80 can perform the most basic tasks necessary to function employed in a number of jobs ranging from healthcare, food service, factory work, and retail.
Even Benny Hill was rumored to be autistic and looked what he accomplished as the greatest minister of music in recent history. [((Not so sure about the source on this one, but I do recall a documentary mentioning he believed he had the intelligence of a 16 year old boy. May have been taken out of context.))] Truly a shame he brought so much happiness into this world and supposedly died friendless, penniless, and alone. In fact, the only thing wrong with being autistic is apparently having the audacity to have no real friends or social network and suffer the shame of leaving this world alone.
And, to think, there’s that final exam with GOD at the end where he only asks those few questions about your life, about law and order among other things, and an autistic person has to explain how they died inside more than a thousand times before they reached adulthood. Yes, I can see how it would be a tragedy to be made a scapegoat for the sins of mankind, a brother to every man, and, yet, have nothing to show for it in the end except acknowledging you were a complete waste of space or human resources. And, ultimately, served no purpose in life other than as an example of contempt, ridicule and humiliation for others.
Thank you for showing me the light you marvelous son of a bitch. I already knew I was the devil’s sooty brother, and king besides. I knew I was the son of all bastards. And, I knew I was descended from Cain, ask me again and I’ll tell you the same. Here’s the thing, as I live and breathe, I carry the weight of the holy ghost. And, you will hear these words echo with your conviction come hell or high water. I don’t know you, and I don’t want to know you. I don’t care about you any more than I care about a parasite or a virus. Find someone else to bully an harass, the devil always needs more hounds.
Insert forwarding link to Elvis Presley’s ‘You ain’t nothing but a hound dog.’
PM: LOL. you are seething in autism here. You see a cartoon made for 7 year old girls as a study of culture? What the F%$K!?
[ME:(( I do. Especially, if the concept was created, produced, directed, and written within my country by other artists from within my age group. I also like Futurama, The Simpsons, The Good Wife, Criminal Minds, House, Bones, PBS, ABC family, and USA television network programming. When I was younger I liked Batman, Power Rangers, Xena, Hercules, Seaquest DSV, the Disney Afternoon lineup, and Nickelodeon cartoons. Clearly, I have no taste. . .))
PM: You go off topic so much too, you cannot stay on point for more than a sentence or two without rambling nonsense. 90% of what you wrote there was totally irrelevant. I’d hate to see you write an essay! Your little spasm about hell and demons made me giggle.
[ME:((Well, I did graduate from college. So, what I lack in efficiency I must make up for with lots of hard work, patience, and effort. I mean, It would take me days of personal review, editing, verbalizing, not to mention hours of anxiety just staring at a blank screen with the realization I was a novice trying to prove I learned something that would be relevant to an expert… That can’t be near as difficult as trying to convince someone with attention deficit disorder they’re autistic. Then again, I know Pinkie Pie‘s sister has alexithymia so I guess I must have learned something. I actually find Maud’s stony catlike personality quite charming, and her pet rock is absolutely to die for. LOL))
PM: Just… wow. I’ve met some pretty autistic people in my life but you take the cake buddy.
[ME:((There’s cake! I didn’t know being callous meant I could have cake. Does it have sprinkles?))
PM: Good Job, ya pseudo intellectual.
ME: [In answer to your question,] No. Like Pokemon I see [Friendship is Magic] as a cultural phenomena. It’s not my problem you degrade social enterprise.
Considering the fact I wanted to change an irrelevant [topic] into something more constructive, I believe the change of subject was warranted. Either way it is still a conversation about me, isn’t it? What I have, and what I can do, shouldn’t be of any concern or interest to you [at the moment] unless you were planning to take unfair advantage form me you nasty little rouge. Even if 90% of what I wrote was irrelevant [to you] I did answer your initial question, even if you didn’t get what you expected or wanted.
Also, if I managed to make you laugh, for that was the intended goal, that means I have greater power and influence over you than you realize at the moment. [after all, a positive thought is a hundred time more powerful than a negative one.] Should this game run further I suspect I could make your life miserable. After all, I know how to split ((project)) my mental illness onto others as well. And, misery loves my company.
Oh, for the record, I’m not pseudo anything. Whether I’m a mythical norm or a human phenomenon, my identity isn’t formed or dictated by anyone outside my circle of influence. You might want to look into that, if left unchecked you could find yourself manipulated into committing suicide.
[ME:((Fun tip: if you carefully save fortune cookie fortunes, and take extra special care to preserve them actuaries, investigators, and detectives are less likely to believe you committed suicide, even if it looks like a suicide.))
PM: your interest in My Little Pony doesn’t seem to have anything to do with business or S#!7 like that, you just like it because your autistic like that and like colorful shows for little girls.
[ME((I’ll admit it is a colorful show… and hypnotic. I mean clearly they know the difference between periwinkle, cornflower, mustard, egg yolk, vermillion, cinnamon, and blood. Not only that, my initial assessment was that the show was total brainwash. Not to mention, I did became totally obsessed with it, after four years of avoiding it save reading fan comics on Deviant Art and Smackjeeves. And, on the up side the girls voices aren’t so pitchy they hurt my ear drums like some cartoons, and the show isn’t as irritating as I thought it would be after I got through the first season so there is that. Plus, I have the added benefit of hearing you sound like “Fluttershy” giving me a scolding like I was Angel Bunny in my head cannon. And, I‘ve been a very naughty rabbit. *** I would also like to apologize if that came off more creepy than funny, I know I shouldn‘t have explain being silly in the romantic “spank me” sense, but this one has beyond anthropomorphic levels of sick with visuals attached.))
PM: Honestly, You really believe you hold so much mental power over people you can make someone miserable through words?
[ME:((Yes. Yes, I do. Until you learn emotional distance or how to disassociate from parents, peers, managers, teachers, caretakers, administrators, and supervisors all of them have a tremendous influence over another person’s self concept and self confidence. Why shouldn’t I?
It‘s not really a power over others, so much as, it’s a power struggle between each other in a contest of wills. Like most people I can do all manner of things for the one that empowers me. And, it’s entirely possible Freud believed children weren‘t even capable of separating themselves cognitively from their mothers for the first three years of life. Based entirely on his conception that the Ophelia complex was resolved shortly after childbirth only because a woman‘s child represented her penis until that age… I think Freud was obsessed with male genitalia, he even believed a woman‘s nose represented a penis and that men would find women unattractive if they didn‘t have at least one…penis that is. So, in that sense everyone is a Dick and Octomom was really a tentacle monster.))
PM: Oh my god, the AUTISM. Next you’ll be saying you can turn super sayian and get a squad of professional military experts to murder me in front of my own computer screen.
[ME:((Listen flutter-bat, if I had that kind of money and influence I could think of better things to spend it on. I‘d be working in Hollywood as a professional something or other making low budget independent films, own fifteen cars, my own production studio, twelve houses, a no kill animal shelter, and have at least one masters degree. Also, I should probably mention Rainbow Dash totally rocks as a super sayain. ))
PM: You’re an unintentional barrel of laughs, man ! It’s not the wit you think you have that makes people laugh, it’s the total lack of self awareness. LOL
[ME:((Really, I thought it was Shadenfreude, my mastery of the humorless joke, and being trained to use cynical humor, irony, satire, and pessimism, as a counter conditioning response to anger that made people laugh. My God, what an impractical defense mechanism if I’ve had no control over it all this time. I can only imagine how much I come off as an avatar of chaotic evil. ))
ME: You’re right my interest [in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic] has nothing to do with business. I made a promise to someone that I would watch the show. I didn’t agree that I would do it right away, but I still agreed to do it because I believed it could help me build a better social relationship with them. That is my primary interest. Secondly, I see it as a test of strength. If you can withstand the torture and embarrassment as you complete the crucible, your ego strength will become harder than Damascus steel. [Or, Vegita, clearly the manliest of men in the universe. A real man who has no problem wearing pink, being called Baby, or going by the name Sea breeze.] Finally, the fact that a cartoon show is a form of reflective therapy aside, I actually happen to like high concept fantasy and science fiction.
I’ve never said I hold any special mental power over anyone. But, I do have training in journalism, and psychology, among other communication and structured learning. At the very least I have enough knowledge to be dangerous. Also as a student of ‘The Secret,’ Transactional Analysis, advertising ethics, public relations, race, gender, and media, I may not have a perfect memory, but I’m competent enough to know I have a better observing ego than you do.
I am amused, you think you’re self aware. How Ironic.
PM:I get the feeling you’re in denial about why you’re watching MLP. You keep coming up with these excuses and stories… but you really watch it because you have a severe case of autism and like colorful talking animals and/or wanna *&boink&* one of the cast. Giddi’yup horseF%$ker.
[ME:(( F%$K you too Flicka. Yee haw!))
PM: Also, you think your power level is over 9000 or some S#!7 like that, I got it. (It‘s a shame you can hardly form a coherent sentence to convey half that crap). Though , the most you can do to someone is get them to make you angry. It’s a common trait of autistics. Don’t worry, another trait of your people is that they engage in physical violence often, although you’d probably get in a sissy slap fight. And loose.
[ME:(( MY GOD! He Knows I’m Puerto Rican and have the cultural imperative to go berserk at the drop of a hat, while I torture myself by getting into loosing sissy slap fights, where I wind up in a frenzy hitting myself, and kicking my own ass. Oh No! being Puerto Rican also means I’m also a cultural thief, who bathes something like once a weekend, and Scootaloo is my personal pony avatar. Oh the fail, it is epic. It hurts me so bad.))
PM: And alas, you are in denial about being self aware and thus you are projecting it onto me. X-D
[ME: ((And yet, you still have three fingers pointed back at you. Go figure.))
ME: And, I get the feeling you’re in denial that you fall under the spectrum of autistic disorders [so much so] that you feel the need to project your fears onto me. Which is fine young satanic worshiper, I look forward to the day when I can cure autism and restore humanity to the multitude. Which, I sincerely doubt is something you aspire, much less do I believe you would pay lip service too. [(( in all fairness s/he did admit to worshiping Satan in a forum for a Sonic Future sprite comic. Just saying.))]
As for the next topic of contention, since I haven’t actually looked at MLP porn and have a general distaste, if not disgust, for anything lacking bipedal movement and meeting certain height, intelligence, age, and appearance requirements that would effectively eliminate livestock (but not necessarily bondage of anthropomorphic creatures or aliens with a higher percentage of human characteristics), you have no foundation [upon which] to found your argument.
Please quit communicating with me. You’re making me a better person. When you contact me I feel as if I’m playing with a puppy in a field of daisies. And, I really don’t wish to have any sentimental feelings for you. I’m glad you believe so highly of my power level. It warms my heart to know you cannot read power levels any better than a Chihuahua going after a person’s sock shortly before being kicked across the room.
My sentences are quite coherent, but they require you to actually read and process them from a place of genuine interest. All I can say about your conditional arguments is that they either affirm the consequent or assert the antecedent and your premises are faulty. Either way, you have a nasty confirmation bias that has no more basis in reality or quality than Pokemon.
PM: You seem like you look down on everybody (casue you have the autisms). You look like you have a very big ego.
Also are you actually going ‘bye bye’ like the song you autistically left or are you going to respond to this message, cause i know for a fact you are the type desperate to get the last word
ME: You use a naturalistic fallacy to justify your actions. I don’t look down on others, I rise above in accordance with my beliefs. I believe in equal justice under law, freedom of speech, freedom of worship, freedom from want of food and shelter, and freedom from fear obligation and guilt in response to blackmail emotional or otherwise. The rule for food and shelter is simple, No work No eat. Makes sense to me.
[It goes without saying] Of course my ego is big, I have fewer internal drives and desires to hide and my superego is geared towards customer service and a genuine interest and respect for humanity, if not authority.
I admit that you’ve pissed me off, and if I could reach through the screen and smack you around until you wake the *bleep* up I’d do it. In lieu of that however, I’m going to bless you so hard. I know God can have so much more fun teaching you the true nature of human vanity and the flaws of your just world hypothesis better than I. After all, the beauty of grace is that it makes life unfair. The only reason I insist on having the last word is because you came to me >>>FIRST<<< in order to show off your seeming lack of human sympathy. You also appear to lack competence, fellowship, and a fundemental knowledge of when to quit when you’re ahead. And, while I think it would do you good to learn how to fake empathy for the good of mankind , I honestly hope you’re receiving some form of psychiatric care. (Although, I honestly wouldn‘t mind if you were put through some form of remedial behavior modification program.) I’m afraid I cannot be your counselor or social worker at the moment, you’re just going to have to get your therapy somewhere else.
I will contact the moderators should you continue this farce. I can safely assume you’re treading on dangerously thin ice. I wouldn’t be surprised if you were flagged already. Just because I only get involved in an argument when provoked doesn’t mean I’m willing to put up with the braying of some arrogant jackass who can’t even tell they have three fingers pointed back at them.